The man plans

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, "explodes" and then disappears.

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:30:49 -0400

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

theamericankid: The slide is the best part.

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:03:21 -0400

theamericankid:

The slide is the best part.

literallycatbug: dO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME?

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:57:30 -0400

literallycatbug:

dO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME?

jaaackayrose: crossbowsandwalkers: hatewizard: vegetasvajayja...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:26:01 -0400

jaaackayrose:

crossbowsandwalkers:

hatewizard:

vegetasvajayjay:

“In response to Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries not wanting “not so cool” kids or women who wear size large to wear his company’s clothes, Greg Karber has come up with a funny and creative way to readjust the Abercrombie & Fitch brand.

He’s giving their clothes to the homeless.

After scouring his local thrift shop’s “douchebag section,” Karber heads to LA’s Skid Row to dole out the clothes among the homeless population. Watch the stunt and find out how you can be involved in one man’s troll-job on a company with some pretty unflattering business practices in the video above.”

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhahahaha

this is the greatest thing ever

Spreading the word.

More like Abercrombie and Bitch, I died at the douchbag section part

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:20:54 -0400

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

Photo

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:42:19 -0400

ricotez: boy I do wonder who of these people will turn out to...

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:40:55 -0400

ricotez:

boy I do wonder who of these people will turn out to be plot relevant

theamericankid: “Red-girl! Caught by swingset!”

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:52:30 -0400

theamericankid:

“Red-girl! Caught by swingset!”

chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:51:47 -0400

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

professordumbeldore: professordumbeldore: do you have 67 protons because you’re a If anyone...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:47:14 -0400

professordumbeldore:

professordumbeldore:

do you have 67 protons because you’re a

If anyone else reblogs this I will cry for eternity

tibets: here is a cat that was thrown in burger king

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:29:37 -0400

tibets:

here is a cat that was thrown in burger king

blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:50:06 -0400

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST

watson-from-221b: doctordonna10: wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey-tar...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:47:19 -0400

watson-from-221b:

doctordonna10:

wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey-tardis:

purple-shirt-of-sex:

beesquid:

rageofthenerd:

Sherlock is inspired.

SHERLOCK NO

NO THAT’S BAD

SHERLOCK THAT ISN’T HOW YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO TELL JOHN YOU LIKE HIM

SHERLOCK NO

SHERLOCK. STOP. NO. BAD SHERLOCK.

DONT BE GETTING ANY IDEAS NOW MR. HOLMES

SHERLOCK YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD